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You win, Florida. I'm not build for this heat

Did Everything Go To Shit While I Was Away?

You win, Florida. I'm not build for this heat
You win, Florida. I’m not built for this heat

First, to all my readers, I don’t know how you guys do it in the summer. Walking around these different parks, and the workers are all smiles while wearing clothes you may catch people in New England wearing in late fall. And the daily rain?  C’mon, bro. Get control of your weather.


Enough about me, let’s talk about this weird ass season. I just can’t figure it out. Paulie and Corey have the house in complete cruise control for nearly the entire season. Next thing you know, Bridgette and Michelle are talking about pulling something out of their ass to get Michelle to stay, and they did that and way more. They kicked the house in the balls and stomped on it’s head in the process.  Sure, Bridgette was a casualty of that war, but that giggly girl had a major part in preventing the season from yet another male dominated outcome.

Michelle went from one of the most obnoxious, and annoying players in modern history to a flat out badass who may not have the super memory like Ian or Steve, but she certainly has much bigger balls. Not to take away from those two ‘superfans’, but let’s be real, they were boring people who played extremely safe games. Ian won because of a bitter jury, and Steve just had a flat out awful cast to play again. The only smart thing Steve did was not take Vanessa to the final 2 because he probably wouldn’t have won.

Johnny “the pawn” Mack? Meg? Austin? Liz? Julia? Jackie? Shelli? Clay? (The dude gave up his own game for Shelli). Other than Steve and Vanessa, the only semi-competent person in the final 13 was James (who had his head up Meg’s ass)


Ok, enough ranting about past seasons, back to 18.

Natalie won HoH? What world am I living in? Michelle is the co-HoH?  Well, that was pretty much expected. But their moves?  Wow. I don’t know what to say. At this point, they simply need to pick their poison because there are two strong duos remaining in the house. Victor/Paul and Corey/Nicole. Corey and Nicole may have the showmance aspect going, but Victor can actually win competitions. Early verdict is:  Smart move for both HoH’s. Good nominations for their game, despite how much I’d miss Paul in the house.   If they get Victor out of the house, I am beginning to think once again that a woman can finally win this game for the first time since freakin Rachel.

Site news – I will be back on Tuesday morning, and after I sleep for most of the day, I will resume blogging.  That is actually the last day Brianna will be with us as she has to be off to school.  So, once again, I am going to be looking for writers. When I get home, I will push this harder, but I am putting the feeler out there now. If you’re interested, use the contact form and we’ll talk. I won’t be able to reply until I’m home because I’m an idiot and forgot to install my BBJ email on my mobile or laptop, but send those messages because I want to get someone stable through the fall and possibly spring should I choose to blog BBCA.

Thanks for reading!!


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    If a women is going to win Nat has to stay strong here. If they backdoor Corey Nat/James will be going against Paul/Vic/Michelle.

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    Steve ..hope you are having a great Vay Cay…. I would like you to recruit the funny girls … Jannie n Jessica rabbit NKO …they are so funny…..and observant…

  3. Mel

    Even tho I like the puppet show, I hope Paul rips that eagles head off while corey is asleep tonight. When CBS say paul…stop that, he can yell…F**k your friendship cbs. Can’t deal with these morons any more tonight. I’m out.

    • caRyn

      Natalie is listening to Victor and Paul now.

      • AIO_7

        Screw her, it may be too late for one of them.

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        omg I’m watching last night’s BBAD & Paul & his minions are twisting Natalie’s brain all up, she’s downing herself to the camera for being stupid nominating her “real friends” she’s stupid she says messing up her hoh making a mess. Oh but victor & paul aren’t upset with her they are just up her ass 24/7 brainwashing her completely it seems. Is she for real, is she really going to be blind to the facts that do add up about Paul’s zillion lies. And is James really that clueless too. He is asking for votes to be Americas choice again. The time Natalie really needs to believe Paulie, but she’s been put under Paul’s spell with screechymeechie high on her horse. Paul who pulls all the strings but never getting any blood on his hands being his fav thing gloat about. I feel bad for Nicole & Corey & I didn’t know who I wanted to win but with all things considered at this point I want Corey & Nicole to make it to end. James I’m losing my respect for quickly & I do not believe he will be getting my vote again this season.

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      Now that’s what im talkin about Mell…LMAO

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    Im freakin pissed. Paul & Victor are the only ones busting their asses playing this damn game while Ratcole lays her nasally ass under that clueless comatose Corey & James is so busy with his head so far up Natalie’s ass that he can’t tell shit from shineola & Meech is just flat out dumb ass a box of rocks. CBS is full of shit for pulling this ass backwards mess. Since they want Ratcole & Bambi there just f**king make it a damn rule that they can’t be evicted & if they want that shithead Paulie to win the money, then why go through all of the ruckus? Write the damn check out to Paulie Calafiore & be done with it already.

    @Clangely, don’t you dare roll your eyes at me right now!!! Lol

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    Does anyone know the current status of if veto has been played? If anyone returned to the house?? I keep checking back on the website… im so nervous!

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    Eek I hope you DO blog BBCA!!!!!!

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    Sunday, 11:45 Pacific time. It’s been really quiet at the group lately so I hope everything’s okay..

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    Hey!!! Next time you’re in Orlando please reach out to me!!! I have so many contacts at the theme park I could have hooked you up with fast passes for disney galore!!!

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