To be fair, if I had an injury in the house, it would be no different
I’d milk that as long as possible. Oh look at me, I’m no threat. I’m just an injured person who can’t fight for my own safety. It would be cruel to nominate me before I’m better! May as well just shoot a fish in a barrel.
*immediately after jury is secured*
My foot is magically healed, bitches! Let’s get ready to go!