As you can guess, the house is very quiet *crickets*. We are all having a Paul withdrawal. Miss you so much, and I bet you miss hearing PAULLLL every day.
Thanks so much for leaving me with your sick pets and a hefty vet bill lol. So this is the breakdown:
As you know, King is old but vet said he is still very alert but I need to keep a close eye on him. (Paul is confused)
Blair’s dark spots are not getting better yet and it’s moving toward her eyes and she’s not opening her eyes again. Haiti (sp) still thinks one day he’s a horse the other day he’s a dog (Camera oddly shows Jason at this point). Vet said not to let him jump, it’s bad for his hips. Boy (sp) you know is like a ghost. When it’s quiet she will appear. Button is getting fatter. Can’t decide who’s food to eat. Goes from one plate to another and looks at me like ‘It’s not me’. And that is all the updates about your zoo. Overall don’t worry, it’s all fixable. I have a follow up next month with the vet.
Dad had his knee surgery, Nat got a job at the hospital and is finally getting a paycheck hahaha. Your boys are all good and proud (Paul asks who his boys are). And finally me. Work is good and things are moving forward. (letter continues with some noncryptic stuff).
The thing that stuck out at me was the reference to King which sounds very much like she’s describing Kevin who is old, but alert (smart), and Paul needs to keep an eye on him. Blair’s dark spots not getting better could be referring to someone in the house who is deceiving him and it’s not changing. The dog who acts like a horse and not allowing him to jump may be an ally who he needs to keep a leash on. Then there is the one who appears when it’s quiet but is like a ghost otherwise. Button could be referring to someone who is playing both sides of the house but playing innocent.
I added the second part because Paul had no clue who she was talking about with ‘your boys’, but perhaps she could have been referring to his alliance – if he had one. Maybe she was referring to Mark and Matt?
This is hugely speculative and in no way close to fact. It is entirely possible the letter was completely legit, but it struck many people as odd – including the person reading it (Paul). Let’s just play along though and assume this was a message, who do you think she’s referring to.
- King – Old, but alert
- Hades – Don’t let him jump
- Boy – Ghostly but appears when quiet
- Button – Playing both sides
(If anyone has the correct names of ‘Haiti’ and ‘Boy’, let me know. I couldn’t quite hear the specific names)
What are your thoughts?
Haiti is actually ‘Hades’. I know people are thinking about names, but I think the names are irrelevant. They’re most certainly names of his pets. At most, they used the gender of the pet to correlate with the houseguest, but I think that’s the extent of that.