Alright, all the zings

Cam – You got a promotion in this house from Lieutenant Loser to Major Fucking Tool
America – Robbing the cradle
Bowie – Something about her and a great white. One is an Australian creature with massive teeth and the other is a shark
Matt – Basically a dumb blonde
Jag – You’re like a sports car but not like a Jaguar more like a lame-borghini
Cirie – All your friends are being voted out and now you’re all alone. You’re doing what you do best, losing on an island
Felicia – Wrinkly (weird since she’s not)
Blue – Kitty Kitty Purr only thing worse than her catch phrase is fashion sense
Cory – Remix of ‘America’ song and short as a grain, bad at kissing, and small mustache
Meme – You are so under the radar, mecoma, etc I didn’t even realize you were evicted